My reaction when I read about the woman living in a man's closet without his knowledge was that she'd be one roommate I could tolerate.

The single man didn't notice her presence until food began to disappear. Disappearing food would definitely be a problem. She didn't pay rent, either.

Other than not paying her share of the expenses, she was a perfect roommate. I love my peace and quiet, but she never disturbed the man she decided to move in on.

After he noticed food missing, he set up video cameras and called police when he watched them from work and saw someone moving around his home.

The police said the woman was clean and probably was taking showers there. See? A roommate that doesn't make any noise, doesn't leave anything lying around, doesn't smell bad and leaves the bathroom exactly the way she finds it!